{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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