{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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